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Date Posted December 15, 2008

News Title Stinky Iraqi Shoe Missile Misses GW Bush

Posted By The Management

In a well orchestrated attack on President Bush and Iraqi dissident took aim and unleashed the most horrible weapon on our President. The stinky shoe attack seems to have long time roots in Iraqi culture and aside from it's deadly effects is meant to humiliate the target. Quoting the President "I think it was a size 10". Shows the attacker didn't use the more appropriate killing effects of a stinky size 13. A grateful Nation can now exhale that the stink released was that of only the size 10.

Personally I support the systematic changeover from weapons like the Chinese made AK47 to "Stinky" shoes. Although it would create an environmental mess we could simply air drop Odor Eaters ™ and be done with the so called "Iraqi Freedom" mission. We would have to change it to operation "Clean Air" but it would save lives and the sale of clothspins for the noses of millions of Iraqis would skyrocket.

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Date Posted	December 15, 2008
News Title	Stinky Iraqi Shoe Missile Misses GW Bush
Posted By	The Management
In a well orchestrated attack on President Bush and Iraqi dissident took aim and unleashed the most horrible weapon on our President. The stinky shoe attack seems to have long time roots in Iraqi culture and aside from it's deadly effects is meant to humiliate the target. Quoting the President "I think it was a size 10". Shows the attacker didn't use the more appropriate killing effects of a stinky size 13. A grateful Nation can now exhale that the stink released was that of only the size 10. Personally I support the systematic changeover from weapons like the Chinese made AK47 to "Stinky" shoes. Although it would create an environmental mess we could simply air drop Odor Eaters ™ and be done with the so called "Iraqi Freedom" mission. We would have to change it to operation "Clean Air" but it would save lives and the sale of clothspins for the noses of millions of Iraqis would skyrocket.
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