Mike's Corner : Cha-Trop-O-Losis sweeps globe

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Date Posted December 08, 2008

News Title Cha-Trop-O-Losis sweeps globe

Posted By Michael Ludwick

I get the strangest calls sometime. Most are great. But I have been getting calls only from Men who are asking "How can I stop Chatropolis from coming up coming my computer". My first thought is do you have children? No. These guys can't control themselves and want it to be impossible. One guy even put a parental control on so he couldn't get here but then would disable it to chat.

Now maybe I should feel sympathetic that I have created something that makes people addicted to such a degree they ask me how to stop. But what I think is what kind of jelly wink can't control himself to the extent that Chatropolis is a problem. Does he steal jewelry from his wife for a membership? Does he hide a laptop in the closet for a fix? Honestly guys. Open the yellow pages flip to P and find a psychologist, Psychiatrist or take up drinking heavily. Ya gotta be shitting me.

So now atleast 3 people have a problem to such an extent it disrupts their lives or they think it does. Maybe the shrink community will name the affliction after the site.

Can you hear it "Sir your Cha-Trop-O-Losis is so advanced we are taking away all your computers". Post you picture in all Internet cafe's and if you go into a compUSA we will lock you up. Jesus I'm gonna bust a fucking rib over this. It's just chat. Turn off the computer and take a walk or read a book. Or masturbate until you you start a friction fire in your bathroom. I wish I was making this one up but it's true.

I guess the chances of getting Cha-Trop-O-Losis is low if only 3 out of our millions of users have it. So be safe. Chat responsibly. Remember to stay well hydrated and eat atleast every 12 hours while chatting.

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Date Posted	December 08, 2008
News Title	Cha-Trop-O-Losis sweeps globe
Posted By	Michael Ludwick
I get the strangest calls sometime. Most are great. But I have been getting calls only from Men who are asking "How can I stop Chatropolis from coming up coming my computer". My first thought is do you have children? No. These guys can't control themselves and want it to be impossible. One guy even put a parental control on so he couldn't get here but then would disable it to chat. Now maybe I should feel sympathetic that I have created something that makes people addicted to such a degree they ask me how to stop. But what I think is what kind of jelly wink can't control himself to the extent that Chatropolis is a problem. Does he steal jewelry from his wife for a membership? Does he hide a laptop in the closet for a fix? Honestly guys. Open the yellow pages flip to P and find a psychologist, Psychiatrist or take up drinking heavily. Ya gotta be shitting me. So now atleast 3 people have a problem to such an extent it disrupts their lives or they think it does. Maybe the shrink community will name the affliction after the site. Can you hear it "Sir your Cha-Trop-O-Losis is so advanced we are taking away all your computers". Post you picture in all Internet cafe's and if you go into a compUSA we will lock you up. Jesus I'm gonna bust a fucking rib over this. It's just chat. Turn off the computer and take a walk or read a book. Or masturbate until you you start a friction fire in your bathroom. I wish I was making this one up but it's true. I guess the chances of getting Cha-Trop-O-Losis is low if only 3 out of our millions of users have it. So be safe. Chat responsibly. Remember to stay well hydrated and eat atleast every 12 hours while chatting.
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