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Date Posted June 23, 2009

News Title Smitty Needs Mind Bleach

Posted By Michael Ludwick

Oh, this morning I was surfing as usual for anything relevant. I ran into an Article by a guy named "Smitty" who says that everyone at Chatropolis is a degenerate and he needs Mind Bleach after visiting. These articles always crack me up.

Chatropolis is pretty obvious what our subject matter is about. There is nothing wrong or perverted about talking about sex. Sex is natural and I hate to break it to "Smitty" but his parents broke a sweat having hot monkey sex to create him. He was not the second Immaculate conception. The stain that created him is probably still somewhere deep within his parents mattress. We all probably would have been better off if it ended there but one of Dads swimmers made it to the prize and poof we have hypocrites like Smitty writing at will on the net.

Smitty let me visualize your creation or possible creation on how it could have happened. Mom was hard at work making dinner oh so many years ago and good old Dad came home a little horny. Dear old Dad probably gave mom a squeeze and they either ran up to the bedroom or did it right there on the kitchen table. They grunted and screeeched, maybe Dad took her doggie style or perhaps he stuck a finger up her ass while they were on their sides. But what ever they did it wasn't dirty or perverted.

It was natural and if they were lucky it was done out of love. Either way it was fun. If it really went well your mom had multiple orgasms resulting her in uncontrollable crying with joy.

Also since you seem uneducated in such matters. Jerking off won't make you go blind. Use lotion so you don't dry out Peter's neck. Sex is not only for procreation it is also for recreation. Almost everyone you know does it to varying degrees of perversion as you call it.We all masturbate, you, your mom,your dad and uncle Jethro. Hopefully they don't do it together but that's ok too. There are norules. The only rules if with a partner that says NO, then respect that.

Otherwise go to the store get 3 jars or grape jelly,2 cans of whipped cream, Condoms,A cukecumber,4 limes,3 clothespins,a small lenght of velvet cloth,A picture of Barak Obama,37 cents worth of change,a chicken,PVC tube,67 cotton balls,Pomegranate juice, lemon yogurt and a 16 foot ladder and use your imagination.

Ya might have fun and be able to call yourself a pervert instead of sneaking around Chatro pretending your a Saint.LOL

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Date Posted	June 23, 2009
News Title	Smitty Needs Mind Bleach
Posted By	Michael Ludwick
Oh, this morning I was surfing as usual for anything relevant. I ran into an Article by a guy named "Smitty" who says that everyone at Chatropolis is a degenerate and he needs Mind Bleach after visiting. These articles always crack me up. Chatropolis is pretty obvious what our subject matter is about. There is nothing wrong or perverted about talking about sex. Sex is natural and I hate to break it to "Smitty" but his parents broke a sweat having hot monkey sex to create him. He was not the second Immaculate conception. The stain that created him is probably still somewhere deep within his parents mattress. We all probably would have been better off if it ended there but one of Dads swimmers made it to the prize and poof we have hypocrites like Smitty writing at will on the net. Smitty let me visualize your creation or possible creation on how it could have happened. Mom was hard at work making dinner oh so many years ago and good old Dad came home a little horny. Dear old Dad probably gave mom a squeeze and they either ran up to the bedroom or did it right there on the kitchen table. They grunted and screeeched, maybe Dad took her doggie style or perhaps he stuck a finger up her ass while they were on their sides. But what ever they did it wasn't dirty or perverted. It was natural and if they were lucky it was done out of love. Either way it was fun. If it really went well your mom had multiple orgasms resulting her in uncontrollable crying with joy. Also since you seem uneducated in such matters. Jerking off won't make you go blind. Use lotion so you don't dry out Peter's neck. Sex is not only for procreation it is also for recreation. Almost everyone you know does it to varying degrees of perversion as you call it.We all masturbate, you, your mom,your dad and uncle Jethro. Hopefully they don't do it together but that's ok too. There are norules. The only rules if with a partner that says NO, then respect that. Otherwise go to the store get 3 jars or grape jelly,2 cans of whipped cream, Condoms,A cukecumber,4 limes,3 clothespins,a small lenght of velvet cloth,A picture of Barak Obama,37 cents worth of change,a chicken,PVC tube,67 cotton balls,Pomegranate juice, lemon yogurt and a 16 foot ladder and use your imagination. Ya might have fun and be able to call yourself a pervert instead of sneaking around Chatro pretending your a Saint.LOL
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