News Index: Headlines   <<  Page 2 of 4  >>  April 23, 2009 Pucker up and toss that salad I hear Obama has been apologizing for the last 8 years of McBush calling every world leader that didn't eat fast food and pray to Jesus Evil. I think someone should. If you believe GW everyone is the anti-Christ because they don't live exactly like us Americans. I think this is the right thing to do. Maybe we should even take a little shit for it. I did hear the President of Venezuela (I was in country during the coup) really gave America a shitload of criticism. Obama you should take some but I think there was a point you should have told that little fucker to shut the fuck up or we'll plant a flag in his front yard and add a state fuck what the world thinks. We had an asshole in the White House for 8 years and we are trying to change, at least I hope we are. Personally I think we owe the world an apology and bring our troops home. Who started we must "Americanize" the world shit anyway? It's not working dickhead. So lets play nice with the rest of the world. If they attack us and we go to war for a legitimate reason lets do it right. Iraq/Afgan is a decade+ and we are if anything more clueless than ever. An Obama what the fuck is it with this Abugrade thing? Are you and ignorant moron? We have been torturing,assassinating and generally breaking the Geneva convention since we signed it. What did you just wake up yesterday? Just a word of advice if you try to disarm the average American you will have a war but the war will be in your nice white house. Enough of our rights have gone in the shitter and if you pull that crap every guy with a pickup and a gun rack will be figuring out a map on weather to go to Washington DC or Washington state. If you have any brains leave that one alone.  April 12, 2009 FREE UNDERGROUND ROOM If you currently have a chat room on another service we will give you a chat room on the Chatropolis Underground. This offer is available to everyone with a current chat room on another site. Just call 1-352-436-4185 and lets get you going on the Underground for FREE! No tricks, just a free room for as long as you want it. We do prefer rooms that have an established following. But if you have a good idea and will put in the work we will consider everyone that wants one. This is a very limited offer so call now.  April 07, 2009 Underground Chat We are in the process of re-opening the Underground Adult chat section. The big change is we will be offering two types of rooms. Public (Which are listed on chatro) and Private which won't be listed. The pricing will be reflected accordingly. We will also have a few new goodies attached. Right now I'm going over the changes with our long time SysAd and then it will be open rather quickly. I think the new structure will make everyone happy. All current room owners will keep their price and have the "Public Room". They always have the option to disble global logins to make the room private and not visible to the users on Chatroplis. We will also be adding someinformation to the eeditor so you don't have to be an html expert to get a cool looking room up in a few minutes.  March 18, 2009 Obama what have you done? That's the question I keep asking myself. So off to google I go to search. First I find a lot of pre-election Obamanaut propaganda. Even that wasn't impressive he did some charity work and blah blah blah. He was almost a one term Senator and they did some bragging on his wife which I don't know what that has to do with it. I think I saw the word "Change" about a zillion times. Well if you google "Obama and change" you get 125 million results. If you google "President Obama change" you only get a little over 68,000 results. I remember him blabing about a quick withdrawal from Iraq only to send 17,000 additional troops to Afghanistan in February. I've heard some rumor's the number is more like 34,000 and counting. I don't think we really know. If you believe what the report on project "Mockingbird" says we probably don't know much about anything that we are not allowed to know. Back to what our new president has done. Not much. In fact it couldn't fill a page. So where is the change? I can't find it but I'm pretty sure Obama's first State of the Nation will be the first with pyrotechnics and a halftime show. Maybe even backup singers. He does like to put on a good show. One thing he did do was make his first official interview as president to a Muslim TV station. I think maybe the 300,000,000 Americans should have had access to that. We are in for another stimulus package. It didn't work the first time so I guess he has to see it fail again before he catches on. I have an idea. If we bought back the million or so deployed service men they would be a giant boost. They would buy cars, tattoo parlors would be back in business and all the money that comes from having a full military installation. I recently talked to someone from Jacksonville, North Carolina. The home of Camp LeJeune and the entire 2nd Marine division. When the 2nd is home Jville is a thriving metropolis. Now it is a barren wasteland. Multiply that a few hundred times and you can see the effect on the economy bringing our boys back would do. Imagine a million paychecks hitting the bank then being tossed into the economy. It's not a cure but it would start some "CHANGE".  March 11, 2009 Iowa may be on to something I've been thinking it and saying it almost since the beginning of the commercial Internet. Parents should be responsible for their children viewing online pornography. Iowa is proposing such a law and personally I hope it passes and catches on across the world. Parents have to start taking more responsibility online. Bad parents used to let the TV be the babysitter now it's the computer. I'm glad to see at least one state is trying not to let this fly anymore. Good for them! Now if we can just get those parents with 300 lb 12 year olds to take some responsibility we'll be on the right track. Go Iowa!  February 28, 2009 How many mistakes must we make Every morning the news tells us of what degree the economy is in the shithouse. Honestly it's a break from the constant endless stream of terrorism news we have endured for the last so many years. The problem is hundreds of years ago we came up with this great idea. Capitalism. You open a business and if you make money you stay in business. If you don't well your on line at a soup kitchen. It's a great system. IT creates jobs,benefits consumers and there is no downside to having the best guy win. It's pretty easy to see that between the stupid wars and Global Empire we are trying to sustain aren't helping either. Add to this the bailouts and it's a nice recipe for disaster. If only these idiot politicians would open a history book, hell most of them can just think back. Every time we bail out companies we prolong the problem. But when we stick to let the dead company's die we recover much faster. If you don't want to look at our own mistakes look at the ever shrinking British Empire. I'm afraid if we don't get someone with no personal agenda running something more than a hot dog cart this is gonna get alot worse.  February 18, 2009 Reporting Kiddie Porn We have a couple of problem with reports. Users send in the info they think is useful or they report images that are in no way kiddie porn. We do not want to discourage reports but we don't want to sit here holding our dicks with nothing to take action on. For this reason we will be making a system. Here is a little wrap up of what it will do. We will provide a form that will require all info we need. Since we don't host these images we will do an automated abusenet lookup,whois technical contact lookup and send a copy to the webmaster of the domain. Since there is no NON ZEALOT group that provides a contact form we will attempt to get the info into the right hands. How it works. You fill out the form. We do a lookup of all sites and IP's involved. We draft a letter to the people involved and send you a preview to receck the info. If everything is correct you will click the link at the bottom of the preview we send you. Once you ok the report we check the image. If it is illegal we will then Ok it's disbursement to about a half dozen people and agency's that can take action. We then take action locally since we don't host the image we can only filter it. Banning in most cases is futile with the thousands of open proxy servers. But if the offender is stupid enough to do it from a real IP we will go after them. Please read the chatro rules. We have several people that are reporting offensive language. Just fucking squelch them. We are not baby sitters. We support your right to have an unpopular view on live no matter how fucked up it may be.  February 01, 2009 SEO Nightmare Accomplished For those that don't know SEO stands for "Search Engine Optimization". It's as much voodoo as it is science but the goal is to get your site ranked under the proper keywords in the big search engines like google. If you seach Google you will see that Chatropolis is a fairly important site and hasa main link with 6 sub-links to various sections of the site. The problem is over the years we haven't paid attention to reciprocal links or search engines. Why mess with something that is running so well. We naturally ranked high everywhere but over the corse of 15 years people began using the search term "Chatropolis" to get to us. This cut down on other new people getting to us via other applicable terms such as "Adult chat","Chat room", "Cybersex","Chat", "Chat community" and more. In fact 88% people were getting here via the keyword Chatropolis. As we begin to be able to service more chatters we want new people to find us. So off I went on my quest to get us ranked in a much different way. Now 50% of new users find there way here using different keywords. We have so many terms in the number one slot that I have stopped optimizing the site and am only accepting link trades. So if you get here by searching google with chatro or chatropolis please just bookmark us so we can get an accurate view of what we are doing. As always thanks for your cooperation.WEBMASTERS WE ARE SWAPPING LINKS so call us the number is on the tech support page.  January 07, 2009 Look into my eye's I swear it's like being hypnotized. Every morning the news starts off with how the economy is in the shitter, Gas is cheap but you should still be scared about it and they say the word Terrorism about 60 times every hour. If I understand it every time the Govt bails someone out they have been taking a piece of the business. So we have them in the Banking biz, soon to be car makers and I know there is something I'm forgetting. If you look back in history every time the Government got power to this extent is was badnews. For examply look up "False flag" operations and how some of the super bad guys used them. Toss in a healthy dose of Patriot act and it's a scary brew. Just spend a hour on Wikipedia and compare our present clusterfuck with those of the past. It's eerily like horrors of the past. I'd tell you what I know to be going on but your more than smart enough to figure it out just looking up these same problems in the past and in other country's.  December 15, 2008 Stinky Iraqi Shoe Missile Misses GW Bush In a well orchestrated attack on President Bush and Iraqi dissident took aim and unleashed the most horrible weapon on our President. The stinky shoe attack seems to have long time roots in Iraqi culture and aside from it's deadly effects is meant to humiliate the target. Quoting the President "I think it was a size 10". Shows the attacker didn't use the more appropriate killing effects of a stinky size 13. A grateful Nation can now exhale that the stink released was that of only the size 10. Personally I support the systematic changeover from weapons like the Chinese made AK47 to "Stinky" shoes. Although it would create an environmental mess we could simply air drop Odor Eaters ™ and be done with the so called "Iraqi Freedom" mission. We would have to change it to operation "Clean Air" but it would save lives and the sale of clothspins for the noses of millions of Iraqis would skyrocket.