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Date Posted	May 28, 2009
News Title	Mistaken Identity Almost Leads to Killing Spree
Posted By	Michael Ludwick
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So I'm watching something meaningless on TV tonight as usual and one of my U.S. lines rings. I forget what the caller said but it was something like "hello asshole". I immediately mistook this for someone else. So I went into a tirade of foul language for 5 minutes then hung up,rings,I hangup and so on. Then I realized it was one of the only friends from the States that calls me (maybe 3 times in 3 years). I consider that a heavy caller. So After I cool off and find out who it was the topic of my Brother comes up. My bother is a waste of time. He got my sister-in-law pregnant and hasn't come down in 7 years to see the kid. Actually it has only been about 3 years since admitted to fathering the kid. He just blames everything on someone else. I don't bother with him but John insists on talking about him and that almost leads to a real fight because I don't want to hear about it. After about 45 minutes the phone call ended well with mostly his version of the last 15 years that he hasn't seen me in. I marvel at people that talk to me 3 times in a decade and seem to know the inside story. But I humored him and it ended. He's back to drinking so the Bolivian nose liner can't be long off. So I guess I really can't be mad at him. It ended with us both promising to call more often. At that point I would have agreed to screwing more sheep and putting more dogshit in my diet. I always forget I really only have one friend in the U.S. I mean a real friend. The kind you can call after a decade and ask for him to bail you out of a Turkish prison type of friend. We both know we are always there for each other and time without talking doesn't mean a thing. Sometimes he reads here so "Hows it going Anthony?" Tried to call your X so you can see your son but all the numbers were changed. Next time give me her new last name and I'll get it done. That was the last 15 minutes of my night now I need another blood pressure pill. Have fun everybody.