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Date Posted	June 13, 2009
News Title	Mentally Constipated
Posted By	Michael Ludwick
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Well since I posted the request for new rooms I've been getting a lot of good ones. One of my favorite is Married but not dead. Why didn't I think of that one. One topic seems to be very popular and that is FEET. I'm trying to come up with a catchy or cool name but the only thing that comes to mind is "Children of the corn". That cracks me up but people that are into it might mistake my sense of humor for ridicule. Actually I like women's feet and in most cases they are a deal breaker. There is nothing worse than going to bed with a knockout only to have some sort of 3 toed lizard feet rubbing up against you during the night. I think that's pretty much what sealed the deal with my wife. She has these little soft Geisha feet and get a pedicure every week. In between she's always soaking them and doing touch up week. If she gets the most minute bit of rough skin on one of her feet she runs off to the bath room screaming about her Godzilla feet. It cracks me up. Lately I haven't been able to write much. I don't know what it is but usually I write about 4,000 words a day between here,twitter,various trades,comments, and of course Godzila feet. Segway Godzilla feet>Kung Fu movies. Yesterday I got a movie on the Sat "Kung Pow: Enter the fist". It made fun of those horribly dubbed Kung Fu flicks but the low quality of it made it even funnier. They made no attempt to make the words match up with the dubbing and the dialog was about 5 minutes off the actual movie. Then there was the master that had a long yellow glove with lubricant for his students to get "Entered by the fist". That and the occasional chicken sounds in the dialog just made it so horrible it was great. The chosen one had this face with tongue on the tip of his tongue, the was a woman with one huge uni-breast. The Evil guy was somewhat of a crybaby. It was a nice break in the middle of a slow day. We blew way past 2K online last night without crashing so with the new server who knows how many people we will have. The graph we have on display is a 5 minute average and is not the max users for short bursts. If we hit 1900 we need to spend a minute or two at 2k and the rest below. I just don't have the brain cells to do the math anymore. The support line has been quiet as a church mouse and that's the only connection I have to the English speaking world while my daughter is in school. At the beach everyone speaks English or something close. That's about it. You probably noticed we are selling our own advertising and we won't have any more of those hardcore ads and the full page horror story will be gone if I can get a few decent advertisers in the next couple of months. I have a half dozen on the fence but they look like they will come through. That's it for now. Have fun and remember Hit the "ADD THIS" button when you see it. It's really helping out. Thanks for your help.