News Index: Mike's Corner   <<  Page 1 of 6  >>  July 09, 2009 TUBE2DISK.COM to Save My Sanity My daughter is a big fan of youtube. If your a parent in my position you know how much that can drain a home network. Watching videos in realtime just sucks the life out of just about any connection especially if you have other people trying to work. So I had to come up with a solution to this. I had to create a site to download youtube videos to save to disk. Besides saving bandwidth the videos run much smoother and you can burn them to DVD and make huge collections of your favorite stuff. The site is TUBE2DISK.COM and it is now open to my Daughter and the public. It converts youtube videos to .flv, MP4 and .GP3 for Mobil phones. You can even watch the video as you download it although my daughter is not allowed to do this but everyone not on my home network can.LOL. So if you or your kids are into youtube you will want to check out how easy it is to save videos, watch them, burn disks of them, whatever you like. Now I can get back to work without watching my wireless router light pegged while my Dauhter is dancing around while I'm trying to get something done.  June 23, 2009 Smitty Needs Mind Bleach Oh, this morning I was surfing as usual for anything relevant. I ran into an Article by a guy named "Smitty" who says that everyone at Chatropolis is a degenerate and he needs Mind Bleach after visiting. These articles always crack me up. Chatropolis is pretty obvious what our subject matter is about. There is nothing wrong or perverted about talking about sex. Sex is natural and I hate to break it to "Smitty" but his parents broke a sweat having hot monkey sex to create him. He was not the second Immaculate conception. The stain that created him is probably still somewhere deep within his parents mattress. We all probably would have been better off if it ended there but one of Dads swimmers made it to the prize and poof we have hypocrites like Smitty writing at will on the net. Smitty let me visualize your creation or possible creation on how it could have happened. Mom was hard at work making dinner oh so many years ago and good old Dad came home a little horny. Dear old Dad probably gave mom a squeeze and they either ran up to the bedroom or did it right there on the kitchen table. They grunted and screeeched, maybe Dad took her doggie style or perhaps he stuck a finger up her ass while they were on their sides. But what ever they did it wasn't dirty or perverted. It was natural and if they were lucky it was done out of love. Either way it was fun. If it really went well your mom had multiple orgasms resulting her in uncontrollable crying with joy. Also since you seem uneducated in such matters. Jerking off won't make you go blind. Use lotion so you don't dry out Peter's neck. Sex is not only for procreation it is also for recreation. Almost everyone you know does it to varying degrees of perversion as you call it.We all masturbate, you, your mom,your dad and uncle Jethro. Hopefully they don't do it together but that's ok too. There are norules. The only rules if with a partner that says NO, then respect that. Otherwise go to the store get 3 jars or grape jelly,2 cans of whipped cream, Condoms,A cukecumber,4 limes,3 clothespins,a small lenght of velvet cloth,A picture of Barak Obama,37 cents worth of change,a chicken,PVC tube,67 cotton balls,Pomegranate juice, lemon yogurt and a 16 foot ladder and use your imagination. Ya might have fun and be able to call yourself a pervert instead of sneaking around Chatro pretending your a Saint.LOL  June 19, 2009 Traveling Through Cyberspace Every day I get up around 4:30. My daughter goes to school at 6 so 4:30 sounds like a good time to start my day. I have a kind of order I do my stuff in before support opens at 8(supposedly but 5:30 AM calls are not unusual). First thing is read and reply to a stack of email. This is the hardest part of my day but only takes 15 minutes or so. Then I move onto more important things. I check a group of chat sites and look for new ones in the hopes of someone really catching on. I figure the more sites the more chatters and in the end better for me. Well today I confirmed Bianca.com a very popular chat destination is really closed. The ChatInn is a splash screen, Chattownusa is a front for some sort of friendfinder clone,many others have just gone. It seems very selfish to me to have a chat operation and just close it displacing it's users. Even if it's usage has dwindled to nothing occasionally users will go there to try and find a friend. That's why when the-park.com shut down several years ago the owner Brent put a link to chatropolis so the community would not be left hanging. I must say even though we have had our differences throughout the years I admire webmaze keeping it's doors open even with almost no volume. I want to see a Chat community succeed so badly I will lease chatlantis.com to a chat developer for 1 dollar a year. It's a great name and lends itself for a helluva theme. After my depressing voyage through cyberspace chat I ended up at Talkcity. After a few minutes a user told me they were yet again in bankruptcy (although I can find no proof of this). Well the room op Emma went ballistic. As in all my times in talkcity if you don't talk about flowers,fluffy animals,peace love and understanding your a cyber criminal and subject to erection or is that ejection...I get those mixed up. Oh yea Erections are fun Ejections are not. So I wished her well and let her know she would never recieve that kind of treatment over here. I think that really pissed her off. So after my early morning surf it's time for some strong Costa Rican coffee and breakfast delivered to my office by my wife. Ahh there is still good in the world. So now at 6:45 I can here my wife cooking and I should be having breakfast any moment. Just a note to some friends. Al: Coffee is on it's way. Big box. Alexey Jr big box of coffee beans are on the way..hold on you can make it till they get there. Mike Patterson, thanks for not stopping by my house anymore. It only took you 3 years to get the hint. Son of John: call me again before you go to bootcamp.  June 13, 2009 Mentally Constipated Well since I posted the request for new rooms I've been getting a lot of good ones. One of my favorite is Married but not dead. Why didn't I think of that one. One topic seems to be very popular and that is FEET. I'm trying to come up with a catchy or cool name but the only thing that comes to mind is "Children of the corn". That cracks me up but people that are into it might mistake my sense of humor for ridicule. Actually I like women's feet and in most cases they are a deal breaker. There is nothing worse than going to bed with a knockout only to have some sort of 3 toed lizard feet rubbing up against you during the night. I think that's pretty much what sealed the deal with my wife. She has these little soft Geisha feet and get a pedicure every week. In between she's always soaking them and doing touch up week. If she gets the most minute bit of rough skin on one of her feet she runs off to the bath room screaming about her Godzilla feet. It cracks me up. Lately I haven't been able to write much. I don't know what it is but usually I write about 4,000 words a day between here,twitter,various trades,comments, and of course Godzila feet. Segway Godzilla feet>Kung Fu movies. Yesterday I got a movie on the Sat "Kung Pow: Enter the fist". It made fun of those horribly dubbed Kung Fu flicks but the low quality of it made it even funnier. They made no attempt to make the words match up with the dubbing and the dialog was about 5 minutes off the actual movie. Then there was the master that had a long yellow glove with lubricant for his students to get "Entered by the fist". That and the occasional chicken sounds in the dialog just made it so horrible it was great. The chosen one had this face with tongue on the tip of his tongue, the was a woman with one huge uni-breast. The Evil guy was somewhat of a crybaby. It was a nice break in the middle of a slow day. We blew way past 2K online last night without crashing so with the new server who knows how many people we will have. The graph we have on display is a 5 minute average and is not the max users for short bursts. If we hit 1900 we need to spend a minute or two at 2k and the rest below. I just don't have the brain cells to do the math anymore. The support line has been quiet as a church mouse and that's the only connection I have to the English speaking world while my daughter is in school. At the beach everyone speaks English or something close. That's about it. You probably noticed we are selling our own advertising and we won't have any more of those hardcore ads and the full page horror story will be gone if I can get a few decent advertisers in the next couple of months. I have a half dozen on the fence but they look like they will come through. That's it for now. Have fun and remember Hit the "ADD THIS" button when you see it. It's really helping out. Thanks for your help.  May 28, 2009 Mistaken Identity Almost Leads to Killing Spree So I'm watching something meaningless on TV tonight as usual and one of my U.S. lines rings. I forget what the caller said but it was something like "hello asshole". I immediately mistook this for someone else. So I went into a tirade of foul language for 5 minutes then hung up,rings,I hangup and so on. Then I realized it was one of the only friends from the States that calls me (maybe 3 times in 3 years). I consider that a heavy caller. So After I cool off and find out who it was the topic of my Brother comes up. My bother is a waste of time. He got my sister-in-law pregnant and hasn't come down in 7 years to see the kid. Actually it has only been about 3 years since admitted to fathering the kid. He just blames everything on someone else. I don't bother with him but John insists on talking about him and that almost leads to a real fight because I don't want to hear about it. After about 45 minutes the phone call ended well with mostly his version of the last 15 years that he hasn't seen me in. I marvel at people that talk to me 3 times in a decade and seem to know the inside story. But I humored him and it ended. He's back to drinking so the Bolivian nose liner can't be long off. So I guess I really can't be mad at him. It ended with us both promising to call more often. At that point I would have agreed to screwing more sheep and putting more dogshit in my diet. I always forget I really only have one friend in the U.S. I mean a real friend. The kind you can call after a decade and ask for him to bail you out of a Turkish prison type of friend. We both know we are always there for each other and time without talking doesn't mean a thing. Sometimes he reads here so "Hows it going Anthony?" Tried to call your X so you can see your son but all the numbers were changed. Next time give me her new last name and I'll get it done. That was the last 15 minutes of my night now I need another blood pressure pill. Have fun everybody.  May 23, 2009 Stage workers,concert promoters,someone inside I know we have to have someone out there that is involved with the Elvis Costello and the Sugarcanes tour. Any date any show I will pay for a backstage pass. I know we have to have someone out there that has the connections. If you are the person call my 800 number 866-417-2414 and I will pay whatever for your trouble ad you will have a favor for life in Costa Rica like a week in my place in Flamingo Beach, with access to a 55 ft sportfisher. Anyone involved with one of the venues on a date past June 1st. My current contact let me down this time so I'm looking to make a new friend that I will owe a big one to. Considering renting one of the condos like minei in Flamingo is like 2500 a week I'm a very good friend. Call 8-8CST you can call later or earlier but I usually turn off the phones. I really need help and I know we have someone out there. Give me a ring and let's talk.  May 22, 2009 Now I Can Talk About It Jesus it's been almost 2 years since I could talk about the court case the Pedophile scumbag Jullian Wayne Nunnally had against me. It has gone through every appeal and is now dead. So now let me vent. Julian Wayne Nunnally convicted of A SEX1 Crime against his pre-teen daughter came to Costa Rica to buy half of Chatropolis. When I picked him up at the airport it was obvious this guy had nothing but a bad odor about him and I knew this was a con. He claimed to have 200K from a legal action (Big clue) coming in and would have no problem paying very shortly. So for 90 days he stayed at my house, was fed,provided cartons smokes and boxes of the anti psychoyic Seroquil (100 bux a box). He pretty much had conned his way into another freebie. After researching him and talking to the surrounding people from his former address this was his gig. On the 90th day I found out he was a sex offender and that he told my 13 year old daughter (13 at the time) and a girl I was putting thru university (Also a minor) that he could sell their virginity for 500 dollars. So brrrr,whoop,wang,zip I throw this walking excrement out of my house. Not violently but he was now in the country illegally and the police told me I could get a 5K fine for having him. Forget all the other reasons. MORE CLICK LINK ABOVE...  May 17, 2009 Facebook the facilitator or nightmares Yesterday I was doing my usual research and signed up for Facebook. I really didn't know what to expect. After I got there I was bombarded with people I knew in High School. Some of the girls I used to hang out with I actually was interested in talking to so I requested to be friends. I approved a few and it was fun for about 10 minutes. Then the onslaught of people I didn't want anything to do with started messaging me and after looking at the beautiful gaggle of girls that have really ruined my memories by seeing them now I deleted everyone and tried to delete my account. The bad part is I can't delete the images Facebook put in my head. I can understand why it's popular. It's a bunch of people hanging onto High School and that just isn't me. Evidently it isn't anyone I know now because they weren't there after Facebook was kind enough to check my email lists for members. Now I understand why Chatro has a very strong niche on the net. Well all the great memories of pretty girls are gone. My mind has been assaulted with too much information too fast. I now know too much about people I haven't seen or talked to for 30 years. It's like a crazy episode of "The outer limits" where people are stuck in the past doomed to repeat conversations they had 30 years ago. Now I have to find out what combination of vodka and tranq's will get this out of my head. Stick with adult chat and meet new people and create new memories. Facebook has ruined something I hadn't thought of for a few decades.  May 10, 2009 Jail Without Bars Well it's been a week since I had my little accident and crushed my ankle. I was so stir crazy I tried to get on a sneaker. I did manage with the help of a soup spoon to get it on. Then I never wanted anything off me so fast since I slept with a girl we nick named "Medusa" in my high school days. The feeling was a cross between a meat grinder and a dump truck running it over. So that was the end of that. My wife keep says wear sandals wear sandals. But we are at my wife's house in the mountains and personally I don't like that sandals and jeans look. Plus it's cold and I don't want to turn into that idiot with sandals and a pair of black socks. You remember him. The guy you swore you would never be. My solution was lets go to the beach fill up the boat and do some fishing. Just a week should fix me right up but nobody wanted to go. It's the rainy season but it only rains a half hour a day but no takers not even my meathead gardner. So stuck like a buttplug that's just a little too big I am. I've kinda reverted into a teenager if I'm there alone I'll have a party every night and the place will be packed with topless girls. Someone will call my wife then I'll be in the shithouse for a year. So hear I am writing 4,000 words a day on various websites,chatro and my new blog. It's so fucking boring not even the support lines are ringing. So tomorrow I'm taking a pain killer, a triple vodka and a shot of my favorite anti-inflamatory. Wait 10 minutes and put on that Mideval torture device called a Nike Air. If this works it's grab the laptop and phone router and zoom off to Flamingo as fast as I can. But between me,you and the Nike torture device it doesn't look promising. At least we have a new machine coming online this week then next week it's off to the sand if I have to drive barefoot.  May 09, 2009 I'm a Blogging Slut Yea it took time but I am. I just opened WTNTS.COM. It's a blog for webmasters tips and tricks. I let me decent side out and it's actually fun. I put my 15 tears of experience in a daily post and RSS feed. I do this blog for me and to help others I don't make dime one off it. I figure if I can help someone I may improve my karma. So visit and comment. Get my feed. It's all good if your a webmaster or blogger.