News Index: Mike's Corner   <<  Page 6 of 6  >>  May 06, 2008 Assorted Idiots and Other Rants Seems like anyone I let into my life becomes a problem. So like Robert Dinero in the Focckers my circle of trust just got as tight as a chip monks ass. If you've been reading my little corner here then you are familiar with the infamous "Leprechaun Wars". I spend one evening with a couple of assholes and then they become attached to me like a clingy girl friend. But there is a happy ending to that story. The Leprechaun tried visiting me several times. After a few times of me not letting him in my house he finally gave up and said "I'm not coming back here". Oh I guess I broke the bitches heart. From what I hear is he moved to the East coast of the country and is still trying to drink himself to death. Well Godspeed Leprechaun. If anyone deserves a slow death from liver failure it's you. John "Hellboy" according to my friends in the police department got himself a little screwed. I haven't been able to confirm it but it's said he got pinched driving a stolen car with a kilo of Heroin and a few hundred illegal weapons. I think that gets you a decade as a guest of the country. Not something I'd want to do during a middle age crisis. Just to give you an idea how hard it is for me to