HEADLINES
July 01, 2009
ONCONTEXMENU Now Filtered because of Child Pornagraphy

I know we have thousands of people using the oncontextmenu directive to protect your avatars. Unfortunately people posting Child Pornography have caught on and we have had to disable this feature. I guess the previous article about a Chatro user facing 10 years in jail has kicked up the paranoia level.

Unfortunately what people thought was protecting their AV's (And it did to a very low level) was discouraging Child Pornography reports from legitimate users.

If it's of any consolation oncontextmnenu was really not protecting people from stealing your av's. anyone that knows how images are displayed on a page can grab your AV. Unfortunately it was slowing down some of our most dedicated eyes on the site and we just can't have that.

We are sorry for the inconvenience and hope you understand.

TECH CENTER
June 23, 2009
Support by Phone? I just want to Email You

The biggest reason we switched to support by phone is email literally took forever to accomplish anything. We would average sending 6 emails to get the information we needed. Getting older and trying to simplify my life phone lines seemed impossible but were the way to go. After a call to Vonage we were able to get 6 lines including 800 service for our members.

Instead of waking up to 50 support emails I answer 10-15 support related emails daily and the closure rate has gone way up. I believe we are the only chat site that offers this service and I know we are the only one that offers member toll free access.

With all the browsers and types of software installations the phone makes it much easier and we actually know if we have fixed the problem while the user is on the phone.

If the price of the call is a concern simply ask us to call you back. We know these are hard economic times for many people and we will be glad to call you right back to save you as much money as possible. We want you to enjoy your time here and even if we have to do it on our dime that's what we'll do.

The telephone lines have also turned into a great means of communicating with the community on ideas for the site, room suggestions and just about everything. Some just call to say hello. Please feel free to call us for any reason even if it's just to tell us about the weather where you are.

MIKE'S CORNER
June 23, 2009
Smitty Needs Mind Bleach

Oh, this morning I was surfing as usual for anything relevant. I ran into an Article by a guy named "Smitty" who says that everyone at Chatropolis is a degenerate and he needs Mind Bleach after visiting. These articles always crack me up.

Chatropolis is pretty obvious what our subject matter is about. There is nothing wrong or perverted about talking about sex. Sex is natural and I hate to break it to "Smitty" but his parents broke a sweat having hot monkey sex to create him. He was not the second Immaculate conception. The stain that created him is probably still somewhere deep within his parents mattress. We all probably would have been better off if it ended there but one of Dads swimmers made it to the prize and poof we have hypocrites like Smitty writing at will on the net.

Smitty let me visualize your creation or possible creation on how it could have happened. Mom was hard at work making dinner oh so many years ago and good old Dad came home a little horny. Dear old Dad probably gave mom a squeeze and they either ran up to the bedroom or did it right there on the kitchen table. They grunted and screeeched, maybe Dad took her doggie style or perhaps he stuck a finger up her ass while they were on their sides. But what ever they did it wasn't dirty or perverted.

It was natural and if they were lucky it was done out of love. Either way it was fun. If it really went well your mom had multiple orgasms resulting her in uncontrollable crying with joy.

Also since you seem uneducated in such matters. Jerking off won't make you go blind. Use lotion so you don't dry out Peter's neck. Sex is not only for procreation it is also for recreation. Almost everyone you know does it to varying degrees of perversion as you call it.We all masturbate, you, your mom,your dad and uncle Jethro. Hopefully they don't do it together but that's ok too. There are norules. The only rules if with a partner that says NO, then respect that.

Otherwise go to the store get 3 jars or grape jelly,2 cans of whipped cream, Condoms,A cukecumber,4 limes,3 clothespins,a small lenght of velvet cloth,A picture of Barak Obama,37 cents worth of change,a chicken,PVC tube,67 cotton balls,Pomegranate juice, lemon yogurt and a 16 foot ladder and use your imagination.

Ya might have fun and be able to call yourself a pervert instead of sneaking around Chatro pretending your a Saint.LOL